What about this disaster movie? It features a family (that apparently has no last name, at least not that I ever learned, nor is there any last name listed for them in the credits, so I will call them Family #1), a pretty family, an upper-middle-class family that is going through a rather benign divorce and Emma causes trouble immediately because she is moving in with a richy rich dude (who has a last name, because he's Daniel Riddick), a thoroughly loathsome man incapable of love except for buildings. Then a nice young couple who dry humped the whole movie sat next to me and at least she was wearing a strong perfume that mostly covered up the smell. It was a mix of people who don't like to shower, don't like to wash their gym clothes, and wet tile. The third surprise was a smell I hadn't smelled in years, not since junior high locker room. The second surprise was that the chairs are power recliners, so you just push a button and wham you go back and your legs go up. You get to pick your seat, although there were few left to choose from when I arrived. My first surprise was that the seats are reserved.
If you haven't been following my reviews this summer, my goal is to review all of the summer blockbusters on cheap movie days for $5. My first experience in the UltraScreen®DLX with massive screen, Dreamlounger leather reserved recliners, and Dolby Atmos immersive sound with bass you can feel (it's true), was none other than to see San Andreas.
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